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Bible In a Minute

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Ever wanted to learn everything and yet nothing about the Bible all at the same time? Then this video is for you... Huge thanks to our buddy Tyler Jacobson for whipping up the graphics for us. And as requested, here are the lyrics: "BIBLE IN A MINUTE" EARTH MADE, ADAM EVE CAIN KILLS ABEL, HAS TO LEAVE BORING GENEALOGY GREAT FLOOD, OLIVE LEAF TOWER BABEL, ABRAHAM SODOM AND GOMORRAH AND ISAAC, JACOB, JOSEPH, MOSES TEN COMMANDS, PROMISED LAND JUDGES, DAVID, SOLOMON SENT AWAY TO BABYLON JOB, THEN A BUNCH OF PSALMS PROVERBS AND THE SONG OF SONGS MAJOR PROPHETS, LION DEN MINOR PROPHETS, BETHLEHEM GOLD AND MYRRH AND FRANKINCENSE SATAN AND SAMARITAN CHOOSE DISCIPLES, OTHER CHEEK WALK ON WATER, THOUSANDS EAT LAZARUS, FIG TREE LAST SUPPER, GETHSEMANE BLOOD MONEY, THIRD DENIAL PONTIUS PILATE, PUBLIC TRIAL FORTY LASHES, TO THE TREE WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME? THIRD DAY, EMPTY TOMB REAPPEARS, FIVE WOUNDS ACTS OF THE APOSTLES NEXT EPISTLES AND APOCALYPSE *Check out our other new video, "DOUCHE OFF" at www.myspace.com/baratsandbereta

Channel: Entertainment
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: BaratsAndBereta

Length: 00:53
Rating: 4.82
Views: 932325

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SUPAKILLATRON (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
People, no matter your religion you know right from wrong, all the athiests i know are good people. Oh and by the way,I'm not hatin or anything, Catholics (a religion) commited horrible crimes during Spanish Inquisition. People of the Islamic faith have commited horrible crimes against each other for centuries. Now I'm not saying religion is bad, im saying practice what you preach, if you say athiests are a bunch of criminals, look @ yourself first.
moorcherry (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Lol, awesome job.
newbieeh (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Thank you Sir,it is you thoughts exactly that have caused me to wish to leave religion. Why do you have to look negatively upon people with different beliefs. open your mind, there are many ways to lead a pure life, religion is not right for many people. if it has been good to you than i commend you for finding what works for you, but dont bash other people for not believing similarly. If people of all religions could see the similarities that exist, the world would be a more loving place.
HereComesTheCavalry (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
dude you are a retard...read over the whole comment before reading, im not saying that, im saying without religion the world would be more corrupt than it is now cause religion keeps order. Now you have fun being a tree when you die fuckhead
Brewhahh (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Yea all atheist are evil murdering raping people. Wait... where the hell was I when I did all those things?
HereComesTheCavalry (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
lots of convicts turn to religion and it changes them...They made mistakes so they turn to god to help them....The Bible, religion, and god are what keep order in the world....idc what you believe, my dads best friend...an ex-convict was atheist and didn't care about anything he did, he actually did some pretty bad things...after turning to religion he changed...its like a whole new guy
HereComesTheCavalry (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
ok listen...without religion the world would be even more corrupt than it is now, and its really fucking bad now...u know the ten commandments,without that theft would be an extreme issue...murder would be cause as i already said, if their was no religion ppl wouldnt care about it cause..why not just have the best most exciting life here..."ok that girl doesnt wanna get with me, why not just rape her, Im not disappointing anyone and it doesnt matter cause Ill serve no eternal punishment"
zibz444 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Yes, but you would have to worry about your current life, and some people who have this thing called common sense would know better Your just taking everything to an extreme (cuz no one else is doing that. Obviously)
HereComesTheCavalry (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
which is why your going too hell and also why your probably going to be or already are a rapist...murderer...child molester or any of that other good stuff...so yeh have fun either burning in hell or being a tree after you die
HereComesTheCavalry (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
this honestly taught me something lol...im catholic and im thinking the same as you

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