StukovM1g (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

(continued) And we were living in a coal mine, do you know how badly maintained those things are?

StukovM1g (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

those were my happy years. later the whole family, 418 of us left moved to china, worked 100 hours a day for 1 yuan every century, work in badly maintained factories during winter wearing a sheet of paper making fur coats to export to America, eat a handful of snow washed down with melted snow and when we got home, Dad will practice his shooting by sniping every one of us using his 1861 musket. p.s.: i'm sorry if i offended anyone with the china part.

ChasingSarahRedux (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Wretched excess. I used to live on the jagged end of a broken beer bottle, get up and drink backwashed piss, work at the mill for a ha'penny every ten years, and when I got home my mum used to throw me in a pit of nymphomaniac spiders, if I was lucky!

ORCA4312 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

You had a DAD? You're lucky...

StukovM1g (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Luxury. I used to live in a cube of ice, all 685 of us, wake up at midnight every morning, eat a bowl of grass washed down with dirt, work at the lead factory for a pound every year for 20 hours a day, get poisoned with lead and when we got home, dad will blow us to pieces with cluster bombs IF WE WERE LUCKY.

asztaka (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

:))) just brilliant

pinkfakecheez (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Good effort. :D

WikkidAwesomeness (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

i had to live under a rock in the desert and go to work making mt rushmore bt gnawing at the rock with my teeth. and i only had 2. then i would go home to my rock and eat live scorpions for dinner and drink my own pee.

BillyBogartShow (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

I love how they competetively augment each line but never really step over one another. In the end they're all in agreement. This is brilliant comedy!

CRICKET999999999 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

i've seen that same sketch for 7 years. and still, i'm in tears laughing XD