i'm bo yo.

http://phobos.apple.com/WebObj... buy that shit! music and lyrics by bo burnham Now I don't know if all boy scouts are gays But they could probably "tie the knot" in like fifty different ways... I got a safe full o' cherries, cause I pop it and lock it, A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stock (stalk) it, And girl, if your into a rimmin its only safe if your swimming, And girl don't sit on the couch cause I treat my objects like women. I spit fire like I just blew a demon My shits so hot I leave the toilet bowl steamin Girl im gonna tear it (tarot), like the cards of the gypsies Youll bleed for so long youll get monthly ellipses. If the pants are loose, girl I'll replete (re-pleat) ya. You're a first time vegan and its nice to meet (meat) ya I'm bo yo And im the greatest rappa eva And I'll weather your weather whether you think im clever or not Think your better your not Don't need a sweater im hot Im a real G shawty that can really find your g spot Go to a Vagina orchard, count 1,2,3 Spin that plant around you got a third world country (whirled c*nt tree) That's right, consider yourself warned Im offensive and creative like handicapped porn Your playing with your breasts, excuse me, can I try it ma'am? Your pushin em together like a titty Venn Diagram Look at that CRACK scuse me can I buy a gram? Right below your diaphram, ass looks like your hidin ham. First base, were making out Second base, im getting faked out. Third base, im getting take out And I'd try to take it home if I knew I'd take it out But I just don't know I said I just don't care My flos so cold I need a tampon from a polar bear Cause you can smell and spell my stink B.O. lingers and it makes you think Chorus... Girls are like donuts when I be bustin bo nuts, I can make em cream-filled or give them a layer of glaze Im like doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet her. Casue I skeet her so hard you could call her Patty Mayonnaise. My girl is epyletic cause shes the one im jerkin with Common you asian child laborer show me what your workin with... Cause theres an inverse relationship between respect and sects Im talking bout religious sects like a mormon sect That says you cant have sex with members of different sects, but you cant have sex with members of the same sex So if the sects cant be different, the sex can be same, then the only sex left is some left hand shame And girl I left you cause u left the game and if that don't feel right then u can write my name Chorus.... Look pass the skin and look to the lyrics I run miracle circles around you like spherical lyrics This isn't about ironic pigment If youre imagining this then I'm a chronic figment. My junks so long that it hangs and swings, so at the nude baech people think im lookin for lost rings Play the skin flute while ur big boy sings and if you want to take it all wear African neck rings. Haters call me gay, but that aint hatin Cuase im not homophobic, my morals are straight and If im in the closet then you are below me (blow me) Takin the b-a-t out of basement, homey

Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: boburnham

Length: 04:08
Rating: 4.80
Views: 5323028

Tags: bo  boburnham  burnham  fo  funny  rap  sho  song  yo  

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