benchwarmer969 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Patton Oswalt's comedy central presents is WAY better than this.

residualbill (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Did you ever have to sit in the middle seat on a long car trip or plane ride? Did it make you feel crazy after a while? Well that's how we in the midwest states feel...always. Or, the midwest is like the middle child. Works so hard but just doesn't get the credit or recognition that its brothers and sisters get. Midwest stops getting straight A's, drops out of school, starts dealing and using meth, killing drifters and starting a human head cabbage patch. All Midwest needed was a little love.:(

captphun66 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Yeah cause the people here (SWVA) are so pure that there can't be tranny-fags were there are confederate flags?! I think the ones with the confederate flags are the ones in the tranny dresses.

rickrudd (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Oh Man DUDE!!! all points west of Los Angeles and east of New York are "Clearly not hip, cool, and/or trivial enough (to clarify, see all the worthless humans your fellow citizens worship) - is there in fact an 'America' that exists beyond our douchebag city borders???!!!" You are correct - it IS a funny joke - I am just dismayed at my 6! thumbs down for a less-than harsh comment that merely raised the question of why a little fella like P.O. would pick out Roanoke as his point of ridicule.

monsieurhassan (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

It must've been real mand sto . .. that's a good story, u can't just make it up

rtselby (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

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Stillwater100 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

"Everything in Cirque du Soleil is wet and French and gay and on fire at the same time." ROFLMFAO. Patton is the fucking king! This shit is howlingly funny.

Anon1696 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Bi people don't have fingers; how are you typing?

gabara (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

The whole red state-blue state dichotomy.

Type59 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

This is funny to kids, who can relate to him due to size.